ePiSoDe 74: For the sake of Re-l Mayer, stop name dropping.

Is it just me, but are people naming dropping more so than ever? Maybe i’ve just become more aware of it as i’ve become older and more senile, but people, mostly women, seem to keep name dropping at every opportunity.


Name dropper: “Yeah {insert dropped name} and i are {insert activity that i couldn’t give 2 fucks about}”

Me: “Ok, who’s {insert dropped name}?”

Name dropper: “You know {insert dropped name}, their my {insert relation to name dropper}”

Me: “Oh....... ok”

In my head – [What the fuck? Why would i know who the fuck that is? Do they think that i give a fuck about their day to day lives for me to know who they hang out with?

Shit, i’ve been talking in my head for a while now and they’ve probably continued talking to me, better make some sort of response]

Me: “Emm, I don’t believe they ended the A Team, that show had legs”

They seem to do this a lot in anime as well, the biggest culprit coming from the soulless but beautiful Ergo Proxy. I lost count of the amount of times i heard “Vincent Law”. For god sake woman, wear some brighter clothes, get a tan and find a man who isn't a looser by day and demon/proxy (?) by night.